To Hoverers Everywhere.....Be a sweetie.... Wipe the seatie !!!!!

I have a bone to pick with all you hoverers out there. There is a moment I have had all too often in my life that I would love a chance to blog about. I am referring to the horrendous times when I realize that I just sat down in a stranger's pee. WHY? WHY does this happen in the age of indoor plumbing, hand sanitizer, motion sensor faucets and paper towel dispensers? This should not be ladies! It has been proven that toilet seats do  not transmit diseases and sitting down will not give you a disgusting skin infection and no one has ever reported a death that has occurred after sitting to pee in a public restroom. SO, my question is this.... WHY MUST YOU HOVER and PEE ALL OVER THE SEAT? Ok, so you would prefer not to sit on the seat.... wonderful! After sitting in your pee I have considered your way of peeing and almost converted to your way of life ! hahah! In the end though I have become a stubborn "sitter". Go ahead and hover away why don't you. Go ahead and get thighs of steel and become a bathroom acrobat. I don't care! However, if you hover and have bad aim and get pee on the seat.... for rational sitters everywhere... wipe your own irrational pee off the seat! Is that too much to ask? I mean seriously, how considerate are you being that, John forbid, YOU sit on the seat but then instead hover with bad pee aim and leave pee all over where a normal pee-er will sit down and experience the mind numbing rage that comes along with this inhuman offense! I beseech ye therefore.... please, if you're gonna hover .... be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!   Thank you and may God bless you!